Horror Movie Review: Paranormal Activity
I went into Paranormal Activity a bit grumpy. I’ll admit, it was just one of those nights. I had a bad attitude and merely looking to pass the time, although I had been wanting to watch Paranormal Activity for some time.
I usually don’t watch movies in the theaters, and it was the same with Paranormal Activity. I like the comfort of my home—the ability to push pause. So, I turned off the lights and began watching.
Horror Movie Review: Simon Says
Simon says: Were the producers attempting a comedy, or a horror film?
Simon says: This was a bad movie.
Horror Movie Review: Chill
Chill was a low budget, Saturday afternoon, bored out of my mind type of movie. No need to watch this in the dark, ladies and gentlemen . . . it just isn’t scary.
Horror Movie Review: Cold Prey
This is the second time I’ve done it.
I went to the video store ten minutes before closing time. I quickly found the movie my wife wanted. Then, I haphazardly picked up Cold Prey.
It looked good. The cover and synopsis sold me.
And once again, ladies and gentlemen . . . another FOREIGN film.
Horror Movie Review: Friday the 13th
I spent my fourth of July at home, watching the new Friday the 13th.
(The new one).
Sounds dull, doesn’t it?
My wife was out of town, and I was mentally exhausted. A night watching a horror flick sounded about right to me.
Friday the 13th was good. Not great—not bad. But good.
Horror Movie Review: Red Ridge
Last night I watched Red Ridge.
This movie was horrifying . . . but not necessarily in a good way.
Some movies use too much gore. Some overkill with the special effects. This one used a different approach.
I don’t usually have spoilers in my reviews, but I’ll spoil just a little . . . Red Ridge has quite a few rape scenes.
Horror Movie Review: House
I’ve been on a horror kick lately. My addiction—my guilty pleasure—has always been horror. Unlike most, I can handle a B-side horror movie any day. Bad acting doesn’t falter me all that much. I am okay with a simple plot, too. Rehash of a rehash is fine with me.
BUT, a few things MUST be: A solid PLOTLINE.